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bitch, kthanx, please

I'm a fugitive!



I just had a cat and mouse game with a pig...lol. And I won! Ok...since I am bored, I am gonna even include specific streets...

Ok, I was exiting the freeway coming home from work...I pulled up to the stop sign and a police person was in front of me. Immediately, I was like "SHIT!" cause I only have 1 headlight and I was driving with my fog lights on. So I make a complete stop and continue on and turn right on Kesterson while he went straight...only to turn down a parallel street Alexandria. I made the curve and as I was passing the Alexandria and Manor intersection...I saw him coming down the street. At this point I figured he was out to get me...so I hooked a right down a dead end street and drove all the way down and then turned around and went straight across Manor...I turned right on Fargo and went past WMMS and decided to take the roads to Wiley to get to my house. I went through some curves and as I was going down Wiley...I saw the cop all the way up the street hooking a U on my street with his headlights off...I hooked another right when I sauw that and turned on Devonshire. I turned right on Farnsworth and went all the way up to Burkhart trying to find a place to hang out for a while...no one was answering their phones...THANKS GUYS! So I had to figure my next move...I turned on Burkhart and decided to go the back way from where the cop was to get to my house. I drove all the way to Wicks and turned right...I turned back onto Manor from there and then took Juniper all the way past my street and turned right on the next block. I drove down, turned right on Acacia and then turned onto my street...I made sure my good headlight was facing the way the cop was parked at so he didn't see the bad one...I then pulled up to my house, turned in the driveway and turned off the lights...I sat in the car for a minute cause there was a car coming down the street and I thought it was the cop and he had caught me but it wasn't.I got out, went inside and here I am now...telling you all about it! I seriously feel brilliant right now cause I outsmarted a cop! GO ME! thank you for your time, lol.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg. i swear. you are funny as fuck. good lord. naming the streets like that.. this whole thing sorta reminds me of my great escape... hah memories
lol, when I was writing it, I totally thought of your escape too!

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